Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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