He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
don't judge my taste in strippers
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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