We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
