cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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