Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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