Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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