South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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