why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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