We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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