the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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