I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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