that's an acceptable place to lick
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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