all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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