who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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