I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
