Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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