Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
where are my eyebrows?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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