I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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