if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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