She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Do vagina's smell?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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