Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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