That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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