I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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