ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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