Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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