why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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