just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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