So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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