sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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