He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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