the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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