You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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