remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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