but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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