i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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