I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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