Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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