I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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