And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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