so let's talk penis.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just had sex on a roof
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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