Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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