i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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