So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Alive.
So much puke
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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