I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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