I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Randomize