It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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