Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Life is so much better after having sex.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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