Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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