worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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