North Korea, Best Korea!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I think I just sharted jello shots
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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