we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
its liver damage thursday
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