Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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