make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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